THE DENSA TEST: YOUR EVALUATION:

1. Is there a fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes after the third of July!

2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Just one!

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 12 - all of them!

4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 - three per side!

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No, because he

    is dead!

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70. (30 divided by 2

    equals 15, but 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?  2, you

    took them, remember?

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How

    many minutes would the pills last? 60. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later

    take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9. If 8 out of 17

    die, all but 9 die, eh?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 0. Moses didn't

      have an ark, Noah did!

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat. A

      butcher weighs meat!

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12. There are 12 2 cent

      stamps in a dozen!